Some people shop. You sharpen a blade and vanish into the trees.

The Forage or Die T-Shirt isn’t just clothing — it’s a warning label. For those who ID mushrooms by gut feeling, live off what they can dig, pluck, or stalk, and consider “edibility” more of a dare than a guideline.

This is for the trail-blind, mud-crusted, wild food junkies who sniff logs, talk to chanterelles, and sometimes regret their salad.

Whether you're deep in the woods or raising eyebrows at the co-op, this shirt calls your tribe: the mycelium-mad, dandelion-munching, spore-stained misfits who’d rather eat dirt than go digital.

Great For:

• Getting “the look” at suburban farmer’s markets

• Hiking off-trail with full intent and zero GPS

• Bragging about your homemade nettle pesto

• Letting your shirt explain why your backpack smells like garlic mustard

Rugged Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — Ultra-soft, field-tested comfort

• Side seams for structure — Because mushroom bags get heavy

• Ribbed knit collar — Holds shape through sweat, rain, and questionable fungi

• Reinforced shoulder taping — Made to carry baskets, blades, and whatever else you scavenge

• Bold DTG print — Crisp enough to spook hikers, tough enough for trail wear

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold, like a creek

• Tumble dry low or line dry like your ancestors did

• Iron if your mushrooms insist

• No dry cleaning — what are you, a chef?