Because cardio is tolerable when it’s ironic.

Finally — a way to break a sweat without breaking character. This paddle set features the Montecito Racket Club crest in all its fox-topped glory, letting your opponents know you came to play… but only if the court has shade and sparkling water nearby.

Yes, we spelled it Racket. Intentionally. Because some doubles matches are noisier than others.

Perfect for a friendly match with fabulous people, HOA-approved duels, or any weekend gathering where athleisure counts as effort.

Set includes:
2 paddles, 2 balls, and one carefully curated sense of superiority.

Care: Wipe clean with the tears of your defeated rivals

Product features
- 100% wood paddles for durability and performance.
- Vibrant colors printed using the latest techniques for eye-catching designs.
- One size (7.5'' × 15.5'') fits most players comfortably.
- Convenient carry bag included for easy transportation.
- Two paddles and two plastic balls for immediate gameplay.

Care instructions
- Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt